A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste... and So Delicious.
The horde shuffles, a symphony of groans and cracking bones. But in your head, there's a different sound—a low, constant hum of a single, gnawing thought. This isn't just a tank top; it's a second skin for the days when your own thoughts feel... borrowed. Slip into the "Zombie Thoughts" Unisex Jersey Tank and let the world wonder what's really on your mind.
Crafted with a light, breathable fabric, this tank is ideal for those feverish, active afternoons spent chasing down your next… meal. Its clean, self-fabric binding offers a deceptively composed look, a stark contrast to the beautiful decay that lies within.
Product Features:
-Side seams provide lasting shape and structural support for your shambling form.
-Self-fabric binding ensures a clean finish, because even the undead appreciate good presentation.
-Varied fiber composition across different colors for comfort and durability that withstands the apocalypse.
-Designed for adults, because the existential dread of the undead is a mature taste.
-Made in Nicaragua, adhering to quality standards for the discerning walker.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) – to wash away the remnants of a life once lived.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – for when the stains are more than just dirt.
Tumble dry: medium – a touch of warmth in your cold existence.
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – to smooth out the wrinkles of your eternal undeath.
Do not dry-clean – such formalities are for the living.
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 16.26 18.23 20.24 22.24 24.25 26.22
Length, in 25.98 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98
Arm opening, in 9.50 10.12 10.75 11.63 12.50 13.37
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
