Alien Snacks Unisex Jersey Tank

You Look Like a Tasty Morsel.

From the dark corners of the cosmos, they watch. They catalog. And they get… hungry. This isn't just a tank top; it's your official designation on a menu curated light-years away. Slip into the "Alien Snack" Unisex Jersey Tank and embrace your fate as a five-star delicacy in a galactic food court.

Perfect for those warm summer days when the sun feels a little too much like an observation beam from an orbiting saucer. The light, breathable fabric is designed to keep you cool and comfortable, ensuring you're perfectly seasoned and relaxed for the main course. Its clean, self-fabric binding offers a deceptively simple finish, while the durable side seams provide lasting shape and support—essential for when you're being Tractor-Beamed aboard the mothership.

Whether you're mingling at a summer festival (the locals call it a "buffet"), lounging at home, or running for your life, this tank is the perfect attire. Gift it to a friend who also looks delicious, or wear it as a warning. When they finally land, let them know you're not just a snack; you're a gourmet meal.

Product Features:

• Side seams for lasting shape and support, keeping you presentable for the final harvest.

• Self-fabric binding for a clean finish that's neat enough for any extraterrestrial's plate.

• Varied fiber composition for comfort and durability, because quality ingredients matter.

• Designed for adults, the preferred snack size for discerning cosmic connoisseurs.

   

   

• Made in Nicaragua, adhering to intergalactic quality control standards.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) – to remove any cosmic dust or residue.

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – for when the abduction gets a little messy.

• Tumble dry: medium – to tenderize.

• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – to ensure you're served wrinkle-free.

   

   

• Do not dryclean – such formalities are irrelevant when you're on the menu.

  	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
  Width, in	16.26	18.23	20.24	22.24	24.25	26.22
  Length, in	25.98	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98
  Arm opening, in	9.50	10.12	10.75	11.63	12.50	13.37
  Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00