Even the Dead Deserve to Beat the Heat.
When the sweltering July sun beats down on the Georgia pavement, the dead walk. But they do so in style. This isn't just a tank top; it's a guide to afterlife leisure, a testament to the fact that even when you're slowly decaying, you can still "Stay Cool." Slip on this Unisex Jersey Tank and show the living how to properly chill.
Perfect for those laid-back afternoons when rigor mortis hasn't fully set in. The durable side seams provide lasting shape and support, ensuring your torso remains intact no matter how many limbs you lose. A clean, self-fabric binding offers a surprisingly sharp look for the recently deceased.
Whether you're lounging in a freshly dug pit or mingling at a casual party, this tank is designed for the undead with a sense of humor. It's the perfect morbid gift for a friend who appreciates the darker side of life.
Product features
-Side seams for lasting shape and support, because the afterlife is no excuse for falling apart.
-Self-fabric binding for a clean finish, proving that style doesn't die.
-Varied fiber composition for comfort and durability that will last you through this life and the next.
-Designed for adults, for a fit that's perfect for any stage of decomposition.
-Made in Nicaragua, adhering to quality standards for both the living and the undead.
Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) – to rinse off the grave dirt.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – for those stubborn, post-mortem stains.
Tumble dry: medium – a little warmth is nice when you're eternally cold.
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – to smooth out the wrinkles of your undying existence.
Do not dryclean – such formalities are for the freshly living.
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 16.26 18.23 20.24 22.24 24.25 26.22
Length, in 25.98 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98
Arm opening, in 9.50 10.12 10.75 11.63 12.50 13.37
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
