He’s Here for the Tacos. And You’re in His Way.
From the murky depths of Crystal Lake, a new terror surfaces, driven by two insatiable appetites: vengeance and tortillas. Embrace the sheer, unadulterated madness of the "Jason Shark Taco" Unisex Jersey Tank. Part unstoppable slasher, part apex predator, all business when it comes to Taco Tuesday.
The light, breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable, whether you're running for your life from a machete-wielding shark or just running to the nearest food truck.
Whether you're lounging at a summer festival (stay out of the water), attending a casual party, or just trying to survive the night, this tank is your uniform. Gift it to a friend who appreciates the finer things in life, like horror movies and a well-made taco. Just remember his signature sound: Ch-ch-ch, crunch-crunch-crunch.
Product features
-Side seams for lasting shape and support, because even a monstrous appetite requires structure.
-Self-fabric binding for a clean finish that's sharper than a shark's tooth.
-Varied fiber composition for comfort and durability that will outlast the final scare.
-Designed for adults, ensuring the right fit for your mortal form.
-Made in Nicaragua, adhering to quality standards for this apex predator of apparel.
Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) – to wash away the lake water and salsa stains.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed – for when things get... messy.
Tumble dry: medium – a fleeting warmth before the next chase.
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat – to smooth out the wrinkles before your next terrifying encounter.
Do not dryclean – such formalities are for those who aren't on the menu.
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 16.26 18.23 20.24 22.24 24.25 26.22
Length, in 25.98 26.97 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98
Arm opening, in 9.50 10.12 10.75 11.63 12.50 13.37
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
