Graveyard Gloria's French Roast

Graveyard Gloria's French Roast: A Brew from the Beyond

A roast in dedication to a nerdy librarian named Gloria, introduced to us by the boys from Angel Beach back in the 80's. For Gloria, the hushed reverence of a graveyard—its crumbling stones and whispering crypts—stirred a peculiar, profound arousal that no library tome ever could.

This isn't just a dark roast; it's a descent into the shadowy depths of African coffee, meticulously roasted until each bean crackles with an almost ethereal energy. The aroma alone promises a journey into the unknown. With every sip, you'll uncover a bold, rich flavor, a profound darkness that coats the tongue like a shroud. Its bittersweet notes linger, a haunting echo of forgotten tales, while its low acidity ensures a chillingly smooth finish. It's the perfect brew to awaken the senses, perhaps even the spectral ones, as you contemplate the mysteries that lie just beyond the veil.